My name is Bogey. I am a Seal Point Siamese feline with bright blue eyes. I live in luxury with a scheduled food dish, water fountain, and automatic potty box. My favorite food is Bonito Flakes specially delivered to me from an Asian Market far away. A mitten stuffed with catnip from Starbucks turns me on.
Bird Watching is my favorite sport. I dream of stalking and using my natural hunting instincts to sneak up and catch a mouth full of a feathery feast. A moth or lizard would be nice too but my paws sweat and I dream about the ecstasy of triumph catching a quick flying bird. I know Mom and Dad would be so proud.
Once in a while I would stroll into the garage and I love to sit on Daddy B's golf cart. I know about golf. Sunday afternoon's Daddy B and I would watch men in a magic window in a big box. They were chasing a little white ball and hitting it with funny thin sticks. They called this golf. It was not too exciting because I would cuddle in my blanket on the couch with Daddy B and we would nap together just long enough to wake up and see the end.
I love being the center of attention. When people friends come to visit I speak to them, meow, meow, meow, and they lavish me with strokes of affection and they would speak to me in a strange language. If Mom and Dad are not giving me attention, I push open doors and go through cabinets. When they are on the phone I meow, meow, meow and even louder MEOW, MEOW, MEOW but I only get, "Hush Bogey, Hush". Don't they know I am Bogey, suave, debonaire and the light of their life...